“二战”时期(🔨)，盟军要(yào )实施(shī )安奇奥登陆计划，迫(😘)于对(🕸)一门叫安奇奥大(🎺)炮的(🎗)超级武(wǔ )器的忌惮(dàn )(🍖)，要派两个精锐特(🎾)工去摧毁这门(mén )大(dà )(❣)炮(🌗)，结果两个傻逼(bī )被派了去，最后(hòu )经(jīng )(🛍)过一(🕖)连(🕯)串(chuàn )(👁)搞笑事件，阴差阳错的最后完成(chéng )了(le )(🎫)任务。　　片(piàn )段一(yī )：德国(🐶)人在北非(😱)布(bù )置了一个陷阱，准(zhǔn )备(🚣)了一幅假(📯)的防御工(😞)事地(🔢)图(tú )让(ràng )这二个(gè )士兵带回(🥔)去(qù )。他们却(🔝)阴(✋)差阳错的拿走了真的地图，最终赢(yíng )得了战(⛏)役(yì )。　　(🧤)片(piàn )段二：他们(men )化装成管道(dào )(🤳)工(gōng )潜入德军(🧟)在(zài )(🚴)意(🧣)大利(lì )(⚾)的(de )司(🌮)令部，给(gěi )他们(men )卫生间的管道修得乱七八糟，把将军淋了个(gè )落(👪)汤鸡。将军(💅)去(qù )换衣(yī )服，拉(lā )开抽(🔈)屉(tì )(🏒)发现一套新的军服，于是洗头洗脸(liǎn )(💏)准备换上新军(💸)服(fú )的时候(🏃)闭(🔞)着眼(yǎn )把脸盆(pén )里的脏水倒进抽屉里(lǐ )了(le )（柜子旁(páng )边有一个废水桶）。那个将(🍺)军(🔪)是最(zuì )主(🛃)要的一个配(🤼)角，很有意思(sī )(🎴)。到影(yǐng )片结(jié )束前1分(🈺)钟，都没(👅)有(yǒu )一句台(🍯)词。最后(🈂)说了一句(jù )(🖱)“谢(xiè )(👼)谢(xiè )”。　　片段三：德军(🍾)有一门超级大炮俯视着(🍉)联军(jun1 )将要登陆的海滩(tān )。这二个士兵居(jū )然(🈺)化装成(🦐)希特(tè )勒和随从(cóng )，去视察大炮(pào )，把大炮炸掉了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time